The Darkness

RoseRCrystal · Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:54 pm Post subject: Random RP

This should be interesting. Just be random and we'll see if we can come up with some stupid crazy storyline that doesn't make sense. Then we can stray from it and make another stupid crazy storyline that doesn't make sense. XD

After falling down the stairs fifteen times, Sara decided that she was going to challenge to the stairs to a duel.
"Die stairs! May your soul be entrapped forever!!!" Sara yelled as she unsheathed the Soul Sword. She charged at the stairs, but she didn't make it. She tripped over a pebble and fell face first into the stairs. Slowly, she got up and stabbed the pebble over and over again with the Soul Sword. Then, the unthinkable happened. The pebble exploded like a nuclear bomb. Luckily, the souls in the Soul Sword are forced to protect their new master and they shielded Sara from the blast. She looked around as the haze drifted away and saw that the whole town was gone and that she was the only survivor.
"AWESOME!!!!" Sara yelled as she sheathed the Soul Sword. She walked down the street and out of no where a piccolo appeared. She started playing Land of 1000 Dances as she walked down the destroyed town.
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Firelover929 · Reaper Joined: 01 Jan 2008 Posts: 461 Location: in a box

XD XD nice

Danielle drops from the sky and lands on her head on the cement sidewalk causing a crater five miles long. Surprisingly she ddin't die from the fall, She trips over a pebble and falls over flat on her face. "Ahhhhhhhh don't squish me" the pebble somehow managed to say. "oooooooooooooooooooo.......... Shiny" Danielle says and picks up the pebble and puts it in her pocket. She continues walkin down the street when the random Wal-mart noob comes out of nowhere and starts to sing. Danielle takes a pencil and stabs him. Then a masked stranger comes out and starts to sing.
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Look! It's Encron! XD

RoseRCrystal · Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:41 pm Post subject:

XD!! The Wal-Mart n00b!! I thought we killed him already though?

Sara heard the singing and ran to where it came from. She saw the cloaked figure. She kicked the person in the shin and yelled, "RIP OFF ARTIST!!!!" Then she played second octave out of tune notes on the piccolo. Danielle almost went death and the cloaked figure started to cry like a baby. Then, Danielle whipped the cloak off and it was *insert dramatic pause here* Keith aka Schwo!!
"WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?" yelled Danielle and Sara as they looked at their fellow classmate.
Keith was wearing a flowing pink prom dress. It had purple and yellow flowers on the edges of it. At the waist there was a purple bow. Sparkles covered the entire dress. He wore white gloves that went passed the elbow. He also wore a diamond necklace.
"Uh...hi!" Keith said.
Danielle and Sara just laughed.
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Firelover929 · Reaper Joined: 01 Jan 2008 Posts: 461 Location: in a box

he came back to life again. *dies of laughter*

"What? Does this dress make me look fat?" He said in a gay voice. Danielle and Sara just laughed even harder tears running down their faces. All of a sudden out of no where a metal band came through the ground and started to play songs. Then somehow a bunch of people came running up the street and started a mosh pit. Danielle ended up getting ran over by a bunch of people and was squashed like a bug. Then a metorite strikes the stage and every gets blown up except Sara and Danielle because the souls protected Sara and Danielle turned into a rock so nothing could destroy her cept maybe a sludge hammer.
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Look! It's Encron! XD

RoseRCrystal · Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 2:03 am Post subject:

...What the fuck!? I'm not the only one going insane thanks to school!

Sara and Keith just stood there. "...Okay." they said.
Sara picked Danielle up. She was extremely heavy for such a small rock. "Aren't you going to change back?" Sara asked.
Danielle just rolled out of Sara's hand and changed back. She had landed on her head. "Oww!" Danielle said.
"Soooo....now what are we going to do?" Keith asked.
A giant light bulb the size of a gazillion microscopic pebbles appeared over Sara's head.
"Ooohh!!! Pretty light!!!" Danielle said excitedly as she snatched the light bulb from Sara.
A flute appeared in mid air and Sara snatched it. She played a few quick scales and then started playing Conquer All by Behemoth on her flute. Danielle and Keith started head banging. Keith kept falling though because he couldn't keep his balance in heels. Then, the lord of the flies came and captured Keith. The fly kept saying that Keith was destined to be his bride and you could hear Keith screaming like a girl until the two disappeared in the distance. Sara still didn't stop playing her flute the whole time. She started to play a part from Ex-lovers lover by Voltaire.
"Teddy is bi
bi bi bi bi bi
pie pie pie pie
die die die die"
Danielle said as Sara played that part. She started laughing uncontrollably.
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Firelover929 · Reaper Joined: 01 Jan 2008 Posts: 461 Location: in a box

Yeah that is true...... i should stop goin ta school cause it's making me go insane!!!!!!!!!!

Once Sara was done with the song and Danielle burnt herself on the lightbulb. Darrin comes running up the street in a short skirt and a corset. Danielle stared at Darrin as he stopped in front of her. "Why are you wearing my clothes" Danielle yelled at him
"they make me look pretty" Darrin said in a girlish voice. Danielle started laughing then got distracted by a shiny coin on the sidewalk. "LOOK IT'S A SHINY COIN" Danielle screamed and started jumping up and down pointing at it. Darrin looked at Danielle strangly then started to play Te quiero puta on a pink electric guitar that had flowers on it, which somehow worked outside eventhough there were no power outlets. Danielle finally got undistracted from the shing coin long enough to go running around in circles screaming her head off. Sara just looked at her weird and played Te quiero puta on the flute also. Which caused Danielle to scream and run around in circles even more until eventually she ran into a brick wall. Then she tripped over the brick wall and rolled down a hill. Then she fell into the ocean, and then into a pit of lava which exploded and sent her flying back towards the wreckage that was Kittanning.
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Look! It's Encron! XD

RoseRCrystal · Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 2:30 am Post subject:

O.o; Since when did you have a corset? And now I can't stop laughing.

Somewhere over the river...and through the woods...to grandmother's house we go(couldn't resist) something evil was rising from their slumber. It rose out of bed. It's so hideous I can't even bare describe what it looks like. I can tell you the name though. The name is...Kidder. Aleacia Kidder. She looked in the mirror and screamed at how hideous she looked. She found a pencil and stabbed herself in the heart. Blood got everywhere and she died.
In Kittanning a random newspaper blew into Sara's face.
"Huh? What's this?" Sara said as she read the paper. "ALEACIA KIDDER IS DEAD BY SUICIDE!!!!!" Sara yelled as she started playing Hallelujah on her flute. After that Darrin and Sara started playing Welcome to the Jungle. Danielle came running over and started singing the vocals. They were celebrating the death of a prep. Then, the river exploded. And from the river....emereged...
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Firelover929 · Reaper Joined: 01 Jan 2008 Posts: 461 Location: in a box

i've never owned one just figured it would be funny to say

A cute little bunny rabbit with a fluffy tail and white fur and little black beady eyes. "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, it's so cute" Danielle said and ran over to pet it. The bunny stood there and Danielle stared at it, moving closer to it. Then out of nowhere the bunny attacks her, She screams and forgot that she could control fire, so she picks up a gigantic rock ten times heavier than her and squishes it. Then out of nowhere Danielle starts to do the chicken dance. Then so random people come out and start to dance with her and a disco light comes above everyones head and starts to change colors. Everyone starts doing a conga line to metal music and moshes.
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Look! It's Encron! XD

Encron · Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 8:20 am Post subject:

"Yo nigga, let's go save the world today!" Encron shouted.

"Ya rly!" replied Tenkai.

"I'm so gangsta!" Lucifer said.

"WE OWN!" the three of 'em shouted.

They walked down the street, destroying anything in sight. Little did they know that in the Demon Realm, something horrible was going on.

Erthos ran up to the palace door and kocked on the door. Sasha came to open it.

"Hello Mrs. Sasha, can Encron come out and play?" asked Erthos

"Sorry, he's not here. I'll tell him you were here though." Sasha said as she closed the door.

Erthos sat down on the floor and burst out in tears.

"My best friend isn't home!!!!" he yelled.

...Ok, so maybe it wasn't all that horrible.
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Tedd135 · Guest

And then the whole city got into the biggest mosh ever known to man. Danielle was thrown as far as humanly possible, but meraculously survived yet another disaster. As everyone was moshing, out of KHS emerged...

Encron · Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 4:34 pm Post subject:

...The spirit of Jebus!

"Peace everybody." Jebus said as he headbanged to the music.

A series of black thunderbolts hit Jebus, making him fall down to the ground.

"That's right muthafucka, game ova!" Encron shouted.
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RoseRCrystal · Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:06 pm Post subject:

Holy shit! Teddy posted!

Danielle was doing the chicken dance even though everyone else was starring at gangsta Encron.
"Now that ain't a weird sight." Sara said as she shrugged her shoulders. She played the chicken dance for Danielle.

Hold on a sec. I have to post what Danielle wrote for her poll project. In simple terms if you do something really bad, like trying to blow up the white house, you will get killed, legally, by the government.

That just cracked me up and I'm done.
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Encron · Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:24 pm Post subject:

"Heeeeeeell yeah, nigga. It's da muthafuckin' awesome chicken dance! Let's join Danielle in the chicken dance, homies!" Encron said

Encron, Tenkai, and Lucifer all did the chicken dance along with Danielle. Suddenly, "Billy Jean" by Micheal Jackson started playing. Erthos stood on a building wearing Micheal Jackson's hat.

Erthos started singing and everyone cheered for the live performance.
Suddenly, Encron got back to his senses.

"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!" he shouted "I talked like a gangsta, miracles still exist!"
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Tedd135 · Guest

So then Theo ran over and shouted "IT'S COMING!!! IT'S COMING!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!"

Just then, Mr. Buzzinotti emerged from the exploded river and glared at Danielle.

RoseRCrystal · Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:45 pm Post subject:

XD XD XD XD!!!!!! *Falls over and dies of laughter*

Everyone gasped. "It's hideous!!!" Erthos screamed. Then he screamed like a girl.
"I know how to get rid of it!!" Sara said as she looked around. She saw what she was looking for: a jar of grape jelly. She found a refrigerator.
"Where's my PB&J!?" Mr. Buzz yelled as he stomped down to the group.
"It's in the refrigerator!!" Encron yelled as he started to catch onto Sara's plan.
Mr. Buzz opened the refrigerator and bent just a bit to get the grape jelly. Then, his back went out and he fell to the ground in pain.
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