The Darkness

Encron · Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:57 am Post subject:

Encron rushed to the forest that caught on fire and planted a sign saying 'Danielle was here' just outside of it's borders. He then calmly walked back to the rest of the group.
Danielle started dancing around the sign when suddenly a strange assassin stoond on the branch of a tree. He looked down upon the people, wondering what the fuck just happened to the forest.

The tree branch was about to break so the assassin jumped off. He landed near Danielle and couldn't make any sense as to why she was doing the ritual dance. Suddenly a sword flew out of nowhere and killed the assassin. From the burning forest emerged Nanashi holding a guitar and he was followed by bears and wolves.

The animals took a seat and started playing an orchestral song. Suddenly Nanashi started playing the guitar and the animals started singing. Sara recognized the song immediately and played along on her flute. Darrin also started playing his guitar. Smokey the bear was playing the drums, saying that only we can prevent forest fires.
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Firelover929 · Reaper Joined: 01 Jan 2008 Posts: 461 Location: in a box

XD XD XD XD

Smokey then ran up to Danielle and put her in jail for catching the forest on fire. "But I didn't do it" She pleaded to him, but then just caught him on fire. "Now he really is Smokey the Bear" Darrin said and everyone laughed. Then somehow the fire went out on Smokey and he caught Danielle on fire instead. Of course instead of screaming she ran around dancing and screaming: "My dream has finally come true, I'm on fire!!!!!!" then she blew up and died, for the five-hundredth time this year.
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RoseRCrystal · Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:05 am Post subject:

Heh, let me guess what the song is. Is it One Winged Angel? <- Is listening to it now. xD

Then, out of the ashes a phoenix appeared and Danielle emerged.
"HOLY SHIT! SHE PULLED A RICHARD NIXON!!" Sara yelled when she saw it happen. Then she started to play Goddess of Fire by Stephen Reineke on her flute.
"Wow, that song fit perfectly." Nanashi said.
Then Danielle threw fire at the forest again. The wind picked up and a fire tornado formed. Both Danielle and Sara's eyes got huge.
"FIRE TORNADO!!!" They yelled.

Edit: Listen to Goddess of Fire here ->

Firelover929 · Reaper Joined: 01 Jan 2008 Posts: 461 Location: in a box

They got out filming equipment that had magically appeared beside them. They then started to record it but Teddy got in the way and wouldn't move until the fire tornado came and lifted him up and burnt him to a crisp leaving nothing but ashes. then the ashes blew up and they were so small that it was physically impossible to be reassembled again. Everyone cheered and the fire tornado came and burnt down the woods. Then giant cookies and icecream fell from the sky and put the fire out. Danielle's eyes got huge and she started to eat all the cookies in site until none of them were left. This made her very sad so she started to cry like a baby.
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RoseRCrystal · Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:25 am Post subject:

Then Dr. House came out of nowhere. Danielle stopped crying when she saw his cane.
"FIIIIIIIIRRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!!" she yelled as she did the ritual dance around Dr. House.
Dr. House's cane was the best one in the world. It was black with flames at the bottom and a tornado shot up the side of it. Then the top was a dragon head.
"TORNADO!!!" yelled Sara.
"DRAGONS!!!!" Encron and Nanashi yelled.
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Encron · Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 8:36 am Post subject:

Yeah, it was One Winged Angel xD <-- Is listening to it as well.

'Dude, you like dragons too?' the two asked at the exact same time.

Everyone laughed at how they always said the same thing at the same time.

'It's not funny!' they both shouted, yet again at the same time.

Suddenly, a large amount of elves stood behind Tenkai.

'Hey, it's my fangirl club!' he shouted.

'...You don't have any fangirls, you need to be cool to have fangirls.' said Lucifer as he put on some sunglasses.

The elves charged at Lucifer and started slapping him. Tenkai pointed and laughed at Lucifer.
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RoseRCrystal · Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:57 pm Post subject:

"That's fucking hilarious!" Encron and Nanshi said together again. "Stop it!" they yelled.
"You two sound like twins!" Danielle said while laughing.
"No we don't!" they said together again.
The elves even stopped slapping Lucifer to laugh at what was going on. Dr. House was the only one not laughing. He lost his pain killers so he was sitting on the ground crying like a baby.
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Encron · Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:33 am Post subject:

'Cheer up, emo kid.' Encron and Nanashi said at the same time, pointing at dr. House.

A lightbulb appeared over Dr. House's head, he took a piece of paper and wrote a message on it. He glued the paper to his shirt and started walking around, shouting the message on the paper.

'Will dance for painkillers! Will dance for painkillers!' shouted Dr. House

When someone offered painkillers, Dr. House started dancing. But without the painkillers, he basicly couldn't dance at all. He fell onto the floor, and didn't get any painkillers.
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RoseRCrystal · Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:27 pm Post subject:

Sara felt bad for Dr. House so she gave him a bottle of percicete that she had in her pocket.
"Why do you have that in your pocket?" Encron and Nanashi asked.
"For when Danielle burns herself while trying to control fire." Sara said.
"HEY!!!" Danielle yelled.
Dr. House took the perc. As soon as he did he jumped up and started dancing. Then out of the sky a ton of pain killers fell and landed on Dr. House.
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Firelover929 · Reaper Joined: 01 Jan 2008 Posts: 461 Location: in a box

"Hey anymore perc" Danielle said running around trying to see if any of the painkillers was perc. Just then a giant bottle of perc fell out of the sky. Dr. House got wide eyed and ran over to it while at the same time Danielle was too. Danielle caught House on fire and started to dance cause she got to the perc bottle first. Danielle decided to celebrate by attempting to eat fire,which didn't turn out so well. she ended up burning her lips and tongue. "Why does it look so easy when other people eat fire" Danielle said, tears in her eyes. Then she turned emo yet again because she couldn't control or eat fire.
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RoseRCrystal · Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:56 am Post subject:

All of a sudden Danielle jumped up and yelled "BOOM!!" and threw rocks at ducks that magically appeared out of nowhere. Every five seconds she would repeat this.
"STOP YELLING BOOM!!!" Encron and Nanashi yelled.
Danielle threw a giant boulder at them for saying the word 'boom'.
The boulder caught on fire so Danielle did the ritual fire dance while yelling "BOOM!!"

Meanwhile, Dr. House was cutting himself 'cause he wanted to say "BOOM!" too.
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Firelover929 · Reaper Joined: 01 Jan 2008 Posts: 461 Location: in a box

Danielle continued this for several minutes. Then a light flashed in the sky. The light had two W's on it. Quickly Darrin and Danielle put their rings that magically appeared out of nowhere, together and shouted "Wonder Twins. Hoooooo" Then there was a blinding flash of light and darrin and Danielle appeared in matching superhero costumes. "Let's go" Darrin said and they quickly ran off to fight the danger. Everyone just stared after them and then laughed so much that they died.
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Firelover929 · Reaper Joined: 01 Jan 2008 Posts: 461 Location: in a box

I'm bored so I'm going to post again.

Suddenly out of nowhere came a loud clash of thunder then slowly a tornado formed. Sara's eye lit up and she quickly grabbed a camera that was lying nearby. As she followed the movements of the tornado with the lens of the camera, a steady rain began to fall, drenching everyone to the skin. Shivering with cold the "Wonder twins" came running back towards the other.

Sara continued to film despite the cold rain. Then as suddenly as the tornado came it dissipated and the field was covered in bright rays of sunshine. Sami came out of nowhere and said "It's always a world of peace and joy when Encron is around." Everyone stared at her and a midget came out of nowhere and kicked sami in the shin then ran off giggling highpitched.

Sami fell to the floor and began rocking back and forth from the pain. Then everyone stared at her and slowly walked away leaving her alone in the middle of a forest. A giant grizzly bear picked her up and carried her away.

yes i know this is random but i figured i should at least post something on here though i don't know why i chose this one
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Encron · Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 2:41 pm Post subject:

It was pretty damn funny though. xD

"It's always a world of peace and joy when Encron is around", that cracked me up from its sheer irony.
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