The Darkness

Firelover929 · Reaper Joined: 01 Jan 2008 Posts: 461 Location: in a box

yay!!!!! no school today and i stole my sister's labtop in order to get on here mwahahahahha i'm evil!!!!

The FCHS roof caught on fire and slowly disinergrated into little pieces of burnt ash. Sara and Danielle get up unharmed. Darrin comes out of nowhere in a red flowing dress doing the tango with Aaron. Then they both caught on fire and the Mystery Machine comes out of nowhere and runs them over. Out of the van comes......

i was watching Scooby doo while typing this up
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Encron · Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:54 am Post subject:

...Santa Claus!

'Muohohohoho! You kids probably expected Scooby Doo to come out of the van, eh?' asked Santa, 'Well that's too bad, 'cause I KILLED HIM! MUOHOHOHOHOHO!'

'Get your facts straight, punk, I'm 197 years old, so you're not in the position to be calling me a kid.' said Encron.

'Ditto, I'm not a kid either!' shouted Tenkai.

'But you still act like one.' said Lucifer.

The two burst out in an arguement while Santa started throwing Scooby Doo's bones around.

A jeep drove up the scene, and out of it came David Caruso (A.K.A Horatio). He looked around as he took off his sunglasses.

'Looks like we found ourselves a crimescene, Speed, go check it out.' Horatio said.

(I just felt like involving C.S.I Miami with this xD)
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Firelover929 · Reaper Joined: 01 Jan 2008 Posts: 461 Location: in a box

Then a giant fireball landed on top of Horatio, burning him to a crisp. Danielle stared at the fireball and ran up to it and touched it. She then exploded due to spontaneous combustion. Then everyone laughed and danced because she was dead.
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RoseRCrystal · Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:37 pm Post subject:

Then a Pizza Hut fell out of the sky. A monkey walked out of the Pizza Hut holding a pizza.
"Monkey!!!" Sara yelled as she saw the monkey.
"How much more does it cost for stuffed crust?" Encron asked.
"BANANA!!!!" the monkey yelled.

Heh, I just had to include the Pizza Hut thing. XD
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Encron · Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:06 pm Post subject:

XD!! You used the Pizza Hut Monkey thing from on MSN! xD I'm lacking inspiration right now, so I'll post some other time.
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Firelover929 · Reaper Joined: 01 Jan 2008 Posts: 461 Location: in a box

yea i know what ya mean my inspiration isn't very good. oh well i'll try to think of something

Somehow Danielle managed to come back to life by eating the magical new crunchy stuffed crust pizza from Pizza Hut. Darrin stared at her when the ashes of her former self started to reform into his twin sister. "Ummmmmmm....... banana?" was all darrin could say. Then a giant icecream truck filled with explosives falls from the sky and lands on him. In the drivers seat was.......
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Encron · Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:46 pm Post subject:

...Paris Hilton!

'Look, it's that bitch from on T.V again!' shouted Tenkai.

'Let's kill her!' said Encron.

They hacked Paris Hilton into pieces. Encron and Tenkai started laughing.

'She looks like a pile of shit now.' said Tenkai.

'Correction, she always looked like shit.' said Encron.

A car with extremely loud mexican music crashed on top of whatever remained of Paris Hilton. Out of the wreck emerged...
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Firelover929 · Reaper Joined: 01 Jan 2008 Posts: 461 Location: in a box

(i finally edited darrin and danielle's descriptions just so ya guys know)

.............Achmed the dead terrorist!!!!!!!!!!!
"What the fuck?" Darrin screamed still in his purrtyful red dress. Darrin then goes up to Achmed and starts to talk to him like he was a little baby. Achmed then pulls out a machinegun and kills darrin. then a giant meteor comes out of nowhere and lands on top of him. Danielle jumps for joy and starts to do the land dance, while sara is playing it on the flute.
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Encron · Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:32 pm Post subject:

George Bush appeared on the scene wearing a cowboy hat. He was carrying two six shots with him.

'Osama Bin Laden is finally captured!' he shouted while slinging his revolvers.

'Jeez, what a show off!' said Lucifer while aiming his twin pistols at Bush.

'Yeeeeeehaaw, it's time for an old fashioned western duel, just like in Tex-' Bush said, before beeing shot in the face twice.

'You did a good thing, Lucifer. The world will be a much better place without this...thing.' said Encron

An airship flew over, and skydiving out of it came...
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RoseRCrystal · Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:37 am Post subject:

XD! Can't...stop...laughing...Bush...XD XD XD XD!!!! I'm laughing so hard that I can't even think of a reply. XD

Edit: Ok, I'm done laughing...I think XD

I'll post between laughs XD

The green alien that looks like Teddy. When Danielle and Sara saw the sight they fell over from laughter. Then, out of nowhere, the alien music started to play! Then rednecks ran out of nowhere and started shooting at it. The one guy had a shirt on with holes all through it. The alien shot all the rednecks with its 'magic gun'. Then Danielle and Sara died of laughter.

I couldn't resist XD Inspiration came from that cheesy movie that we watched in cultures. To see the green alien and a clip of the movie click the link below.

Firelover929 · Reaper Joined: 01 Jan 2008 Posts: 461 Location: in a box

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD *dies of laughter* go rednecks XD XD

Everyone stares at one another. Then they all join the chase. After a while the green alien stops and everyone else does too. Then he starts to breakdance and rap. Then Encron turns gangsta again and starts to join in with the green alien. somehow a big crowd forms and everyone cheers except for the redneck with his ripped shirt. So everyone kills him and they continue to party.
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RoseRCrystal · Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:02 pm Post subject:

Then Theo comes out of nowhere. "I have to fart!!" he yells.
"NOOOOOO!!!!! YOU'LL DESTROY THE WORLD!!!!" everyone yells.
The green alien then shots Theo dead.
"Our hero!!" yelled a random girl.
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Encron · Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:32 am Post subject:

Suddenly, Barack Obama appeared in a lowrider. Loud gangsta music started playing.

'Vote or die' shouted Obama

'Democracy is founded on one simple rule!' sang the other people in the car.

'Get out there and vote or I'll muthafuckin' kill you.' said Obama

'Whoo yeah, shit just got real!' shouted gangsta Encron as he gunned down the people in Obama's car.

'Dayumn bro, that's some messed up shit right there.' said Obama as he reached for a weapon.

Suddenly, Hilary Clinton appeared in a Tarzan costume. She was jumping from rope to rope to help Obama.

Suddenly, the rope she was on was ripped apart and she fell down to her death.

'Well, she was gonna die of age one of these days anyway.' said Obama.

He tried to escape untill the green alien that looked like Teddy farted and Obama's car exploded.
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RoseRCrystal · Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 7:42 pm Post subject:

Then the alien starting skipping around doing the fairy dance. Then a huge fireball fell from the sky and landed on the alien. The alien burst into flames and died.
Danielle's eyes became huge. "FIIIIIIIIIRRRRREEEE!!!!!!" she yelled as she did a ritual dance around the burning body. "FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!"
"This calls for some music!" Sara said. She started to play the song Fire on her flute.
Everyone just stared at the sight.
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Firelover929 · Reaper Joined: 01 Jan 2008 Posts: 461 Location: in a box

Then Danielle's magic sketchbook flew out of the sky and landed at her feet. "What is this doing here" She said looking at it. It then burst into flames and danielle cried. "Now i'll never be able to transport myself to get cookies" she said between sobs. She threw the sketchbook down and ran around crying. Until another giant fireball came out of the sky and landed in the forest, which quickly caught on fire. Danielle again did the ritual dance and everyone stared at her. "I think she's bipolar" Darrin said.
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